This morning I was stumbling around the bathroom, getting ready to let Calgon take me away, when I felt something sharp in my foot. In my disassociated state the discovery went something like this;

Ow.

:pause:

Something’s in my foot.

:pause:

Maybe I should look at it.

:pause:

I’ll go sit on the toilet.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

:pause:

Maybe I should walk on my heel since the sharp thing is in the ball of my foot.

:walks over and sits on the throne:

:runs hand over foot:

:puts foot back on floor:

Ow.

:looks at foot again:

:finds sharp thing:

:stares at sharp thing:

It’s a cat whisker. Where did that come from?

:looks at three cats currently stuffing their faces in their food bowls:

Oh. Right.

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