Nearly every time Mother Dearest orders eggs, she orders them sunny-side up. I can’t stand runny egg yolks, so I never order them that way. Mother Dearest has come up with a solution to the problem of runny yolks.



She tears off tiny pieces of toast and forms a little wall, segregating her eggs from the rest of her food. She eats all of it eventually, but she doesn’t want it to touch ahead of time.

I’ve never seen anyone do this before and I just find it odd.