Guess who is starting high school today?

I’ll give you a hint – it’s not me.

If you guessed Thing One or Thing Two, you haven't been paying much attention.

It’s GhostBoy!

Ahh, the deathcycle. The only way to start it required a power drill.

I changed his diapers – he can’t be starting high school! I remember very clearly starting high school, how could he possibly be that old?

No, I'm not going to show a diapering picture. I'm saving those for when he gets married.