I will not be drinking green beer today, as I always have the uncomfortable feeling that it’s only green because a leprechaun peed in it. I am painting my thumbnail green to ward off anyone who tries to pinch me, and I do have a bottle of Newton’s Folly draft cider in the fridge. It’s a Granny Smith, which is sort of a greenish color apple, and it comes in a green bottle.

If you’ve never had Newton’s Folly, I highly recommend it – the stuff is awesome.

I am a wild woman.