With the MegaMillions fever last week, all my coirkers were discussing what they would get if they won all that money. Cars, houses, vacations, that sort of thing. One of my coirkers then asked me what I’d get if I won.

“A baby anteater.”

Eerie silence.

“Why would you want an anteater?”

“I don’t have one.”

Sure, I’d do all the boring pay-off-my-family’s-debts thing that everyone does, but I’d want to have some fun too.

Seriously, who wouldn't want one?

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