I have so far managed to get halfway through one item on my bucket list – I have made one sock.

Feet aren’t really shaped like that.

I crocheted it instead on knitting, since I haven’t progressed to knitting in the round yet.

It looks more sock-like on a sock form.

So I kinda suck at crocheting socks and since my feet are so big it takes a long time to get to the point where I can say “Yeah, this isn’t right.” So I had the “brilliant” idea to make smaller socks. I know loads of people having babies; babies need socks, right?

Now I just need to find a good pattern.

This pattern looks like it was designed for Sideshow Bob’s baby.