I will never understand people, and in a way I’m happy about that. Let me show you why.

Take a look at this tank top. It looks like something you’d find the host of a child’s television program wearing.

It also looks like it was made from a bathmat.

It also looks like it was made from a bathmat.

Wanna guess how much this little darling goes for? Just under nineteen hundred dollars.

For a tank top – you don’t even get sleeves at that price.

As I’ve been comparing prices on appliances recently, for what this one top costs you could buy a high-efficiency washer and dryer and a dozen non-designer shirts – with sleeves! – to wash and dry in them.

And the kicker? The tank top has been sold out. Enough people wanted to look like a slutty Muppet that they actually ran out of feathery shirts.

:sigh:

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