Mother Dearest found something very … interesting during her thrift store searches this week.

It didn’t come with the bag, we added that ourselves.

“It’s a doll.” You might be saying. “What could be so bad about a doll?”

This is what the bag is for.

The doll is an antique and they eyes are made of celluloid, which the years have not been kind to. I don’t really care for regular dolls, but this thing is just creepy beyond all belief.