The other day at work some of the folks were sitting around playing that wonderful “What if I won the lottery?” game. You know the one, where everyone says what they would do if they won the lottery.

“I’d buy a new house!”

“I’d buy a new car!”

“I’d go on vacation!”

“I’d buy a cotton candy machine!”

And then you witness all of your coirkers turning to look at you like you (in this case, me) are a crazy person. It makes logical sense to me; I have a car and a house and vacations are nice and everything, but I’ve never owned a cotton candy machine.