I have a new pen.
It looks pretty tame, but you see that button on the side? Look what happens when you press it.
I found it in the school supplies section at Wally World among a vast cornucopia of different geegaws and widgets. (I went looking for a dry erase board and came out with index cards, a batsignal pen, and no dry erase board. So it goes.) It might be nostalgia talking, but I don’t remember school supplies being this mad fancy.
So wicked cool!! I feel a trip to Wally World coming on!